March 14th, 2014

Shakespeare, Will

Sarcasm at Home

[personal profile] gramina: I don't worship authors. I've known too many of them.

I casually flip her the bird.

[personal profile] gramina: I never thought you'd enjoy being worshiped. Do you?

Me: No, it's too much bother to have worshippers. I just want everyone to recognize that I deserve it.

What do you deserve that you're not getting?

(And no, I didn't manipulate the music for this. I've been reading Life, the Keith Richards autobiography, so I'm listening to a lot of the Stones lately.)

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  • Current Music
    "You Can't Always Get What You Want" - Rolling Stones