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The Zombies of Summer



Poll #779142 Undead! Undead!

Which of these creatures do you consider undead?

vampire
1(0.7%)
werewolf
0(0.0%)
other were-creature
0(0.0%)
golem
0(0.0%)
Frankenstein's monster
0(0.0%)
other homemade humanoid
0(0.0%)
lich
0(0.0%)
tulpa
0(0.0%)
ghost
0(0.0%)
zombie
0(0.0%)
mummy (the sort that get up and stroll about)
0(0.0%)
ghoul
0(0.0%)
Keith Richards
1(0.7%)
other (list in comments)
0(0.0%)

How do you become undead?

being killed by an undead
6(4.5%)
family curse
0(0.0%)
personal curse
1(0.8%)
a tasty cocktail of rare plants and fish livers
0(0.0%)
garlic deficiency
1(0.8%)
intervention of mad scientist
0(0.0%)
cryogenics
0(0.0%)
marrying into an interesting family
0(0.0%)
dying in a state of sin
0(0.0%)
overwhelming mission that must be fulfilled before you can rest
0(0.0%)
having unpleasant things happen to your corpse
3(2.3%)
some other way I'll explain in the comments
0(0.0%)

How can you kill the undead?

stake through the heart
0(0.0%)
burial at the crossroads
0(0.0%)
flamethrowers -- burn, zombie, burn!
1(0.8%)
silver bullet or other specialized weapon (explain in comments)
0(0.0%)
holy water, crucifixes, and other sacred symbols (usable by anybody)
0(0.0%)
exorcism by a priest
0(0.0%)
sprinkle them with salt -- they melt like slugs!
0(0.0%)
decapitation works for me
2(1.5%)
chase them to the Arctic Circle and watch them freeze
0(0.0%)
have a medium bore them to death by poking at their psyches
0(0.0%)
ask them a question/help them fulfill their mission
0(0.0%)
remove the curse or other motive force (e.g., a golem's chem)
0(0.0%)
expose them to sunlight
0(0.0%)
expose them to Geraldo Rivera
3(2.3%)
you can't kill them, you can only join them
0(0.0%)
kill the magician who created them
0(0.0%)
kill the undead who created them
0(0.0%)
some other method (explain in comments)
1(0.8%)

When you have an undead infestation, who you gonna call?

Van Helsing
2(1.6%)
Ghost Busters!
2(1.6%)
Anita Blake
0(0.0%)
Geraldo Rivera
0(0.0%)
George Romero
1(0.8%)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (et al.)
15(11.6%)
the Men in Black
1(0.8%)
your priest
1(0.8%)
your realtor
8(6.2%)
Charles Fort
0(0.0%)
other (explain in comments)
4(3.1%)
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