The University of Chicago's Archaic Mark codex is a Victorian/Edwardian fake. Thanks to dakiwiboid.
Dead giant squid invading Oregon! Locals proclaim them "better than those fscking Californians, anyway."
The Crazy Neighbor. Submit a picture to this blog of your neighbor's warped Christmas decorations or rifle-equipped bicycle. See how long it takes him to egg your house or lay mines in your back yard. Thanks to txtriffidranch.
For the more delicate and refined, you can now cover your pet's rear entry with a cardboard flower. I wish I were kidding.
How are they going to make enough to pay for our Social Security? The US is one of only two nations where adults 25-34 have less education than their parents' generation. Thanks to jpmassar.
Assuming there *is* such a thing after the oil crash.
But cheer up. The world is always coming to an end, and rarely manages it. 10 Doomsday prophecies that didn't come true.