- 05:00:49: RT @zem42: the dictionary of obscure sorrows: http://ht.ly/21Cyk
- 05:01:42: @hillarygayle (warm hug)
- 05:02:51: Because @mysticsavage is a genius. RT @mysticsavage: Why is it that every joke on Twitter is a one-liner?
- 05:13:37: @NMamatas No, the joke of REPO is that they swiped the plot from Monty Python. Can we have your liver, then?
- 12:24:32: @zpdiduda Flying spaghetti monster cookies? Maybe made like Chinese honey noodle cakes.
- 23:34:17: 911 operator to female, Hispanic caller: Don't be silly. And They are not choking you. http://ht.ly/224aD
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