ANNOUNCER: Focus Puffs Caffeinated Cereal, now with gingko biloba! The kickass, kickstart breakfast for the whole family.
MOM: "The caffeine wakes me up, the gingko blows away my brain fog, and the fiber scrubs my colon!"
KID: "Mom, Mom, we want some too!"
MOM: "Some what, Johnny?"
JOHNNY: "That wake-up cereal."
(Three half-dressed kids aimlessly wandering around each crunch a mouthful and converge on the kitchen table with sudden purpose.)
MOM: "And my kids with ADHD love it too. Remember the name--"
ALL YELL TOGETHER: "FOCUS PUFFS!"
ANNOUNCER: Better write that down.
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