Stone of stumbling and rock of offense (wordweaverlynn) wrote,
Stone of stumbling and rock of offense

A Breakfast Proposal

Over on Facebook, Josh Lukin suggested that we need a new product. I was inspired to create this commercial. (Slightly edited.) It's been ages since I did an ad parody.

ANNOUNCER: Focus Puffs Caffeinated Cereal, now with gingko biloba! The kickass, kickstart breakfast for the whole family.

MOM: "The caffeine wakes me up, the gingko blows away my brain fog, and the fiber scrubs my colon!"

KID: "Mom, Mom, we want some too!"

MOM: "Some what, Johnny?"

JOHNNY: "That wake-up cereal."

(Three half-dressed kids aimlessly wandering around each crunch a mouthful and converge on the kitchen table with sudden purpose.)

MOM: "And my kids with ADHD love it too. Remember the name--"


ANNOUNCER: Better write that down.

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